The Telephone Call To Hell

In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, Atal Behari Vajpayee and Pervez Musharraf decided to visit each other’s country regularly.

The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Musharraf showed him Pakistan’s modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Vajpayee made a call to the Devil in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only Re. 1.

When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India’s telecommunication systems to be at the best when Musharraf visited India. Suitable arrangements were made.

Mushrraf came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile – “Why are telephone calls to hell so costly in India? ”

A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply – “From Pakistan to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India, it is long distance…

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Pakistani#ixzz1mBVM4psl

3 replies

  1. Since when you have become so experienced with Paki/indian jokes. Any way enjoyed it. BTW with whom Vajpayee talked in to hell. OR no Indian deserved to be there?

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