Just Because I Don’t Eat Pork, Doesn’t Mean You Gotta Have Beef With Me

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My wife reminded me we were running late. I closed an article about Peter King’s self-aggrandizing radicalization hearings and grabbed my car keys.

My phone buzzed — an email from a reader. “I wish Muslims would stay the hell out of our Christian country and go back where they came from.” I sighed and finished securing my 2-year-old in his car seat. (And I was just beginning to like it here.)

As we hit the road, I hit the radio in time to hear Herman Cain certify that Muslims would not serve on his Presidential cabinet. I decided I wasn’t in the mood for talk radio anyway and turned on John Lennon instead, desperately in need of instant karma.

Instant karma didn’t quite make it.

Instead, as I stopped at a red light a not so gentle man rolled down his window to tell me to “Go back home you —-ing Ay-raabs, you don’t —-ing belong here you stupid —-ing Ay-raabs! Get out of my —-ing country you God —- Ay-raabs.”

Did I mention he thought I was Arab?

I swallowed my ego, wished peace upon him as the Quran teaches (25:64) and moved on.

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