Muslim Unity

Muslim Unity ?

Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?” He said, “A Muslim.” I said, “Me, too! Shia or Sunni?” He said, “Sunni.” I said, “Me, too! What madhab?” He said, “Hanafi.” I said, “Me, too! Deobandi or Barelvi?” He said, “Barelvi.” I said, “Me, too! Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?” He said, “Tanzeehi.” I said, “Me, too! Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?” He said, “Tanzeehi Farhati.” I said, “Me, too!” “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat?” He said, ” Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat.”

I said, “Die, kaafir!” and I pushed him over’ –

4 replies

  1. Sorry, this is not really funny, but I did not know where else to post it (than under ‘humour’ and ‘Laughter is the best medicine’). Unfortunately it comes close to reality these days, in some parts of the world.

  2. You are right, brother Rafiq!! Alas, that is the level the muslims have fallen too, thanks to the mullahs brainwashing everyone.

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