Muslim Unity ?

Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?” He said, “A Muslim.” I said, “Me, too! Shia or Sunni?” He said, “Sunni.” I said, “Me, too! What madhab?” He said, “Hanafi.” I said, “Me, too! Deobandi or Barelvi?” He said, “Barelvi.” I said, “Me, too! Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?” He said, “Tanzeehi.” I said, “Me, too! Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?” He said, “Tanzeehi Farhati.” I said, “Me, too!” “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat?” He said, ” Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat.”

I said, “Die, kaafir!” and I pushed him over’ –