A PANEL OF DOCTORS –WERE ASKED for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital.
- The allergist voted to scratch it
- The neurologists thought the admin had a lot of nerve
- The podiatrist thought it was a step forward
- The ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted
- The plastic surgeon felt it would give the building facelift it needed
- The pathologists yelled “over my dead body”.
- The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
- The cardiologists did’t have the heart to say no
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