My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but didn’t have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
cid:3E7A472A36B34C6BA854B3C2F1A8C5B0@PAUL Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
cid:B3B65C52A1C1423A8F0501A17B4DC0CE@PAUL but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, cid:1C712D094A814B3998442B64492C15D9@PAUL
but they said I wasn’t fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

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but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
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AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT

FOR THE JOB!