Swiss joke
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. “Entschuldigung, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?” He asks. The two Englishmen just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez-vous français?” The two continue to stare. “Parlate italiano?” No response. “Hablan Ustedes espagnol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first Englishman turns to the second and says: “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language…”
“Why?” says the other, “that bloke knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
Categories: Humour, Laughter is the best medicine
The response was so typical of the British! They used to believe (I don’t know about the present generation), that everybody in the world should know English so that when they visit other places they can be understood rather than them learning the language/s of the place/s they visited.
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