times of India: DALLAS: A gregarious male gorilla at the Dallas Zoo will be sent to South Carolina for therapy after he bit one female gorilla and sneered at others, zoo officials said. Patrick, a 430-pound (195kg) Western lowland gorilla, will be moving to the Riverbanks Zoo andGardens in Columbia, South Carolina, where he will […]
A store that sells new husbands has opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as […]
Kafir Factory:
Source: Dawn.Com TOBA TEK SINGH: Some eight months ago, happily married Nagina Akram had not even imagined one day she would be running a tyre shop at a bus stand as a young man, Usman Akram. Usman was born as a girl to a family living in Ghaziabad. His father […]
Keep that brain working; see if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common? 1. Banana 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Potato 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess —————————————————- Give it another try . . . Look at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself when you […]
Source: Gulf News Tokyo: A Japanese housewife battered her 70-year-old husband to death with a coffee cup after discovering he was cheating on her, reports said Monday. The 61-year-old woman allegedly attacked her partner after learning of his affair, battering him repeatedly about the face and head with the mug […]
Source: Gulf News: Manama: Police in the northwestern city of Tabuk in Saudi Arabia were reportedly baffled by a claim that a thief stole only 28,000 riyals (Dh27,412) from a bag that contained 2 million riyals. An expatriate reported that someone had broken into his car parked in front of […]
Source: ET PESHAWAR: Pakistani businessman Malik Amir Mohammad Khan Afridi has been kidnapped, threatened with death, forcibly displaced and lives apart from his family: all because of his enormous moustache. Impeccably […]
My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!! Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P): P : What do you do for a living Mr Bandy ? H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank. P : Your Wife ? H : She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife […]
Source: Hindustan Times: A 21-year-old Australian woman who was trying to buy Apple smartphones online was conned into paying $1,200 (Rs 73,000) for two edible apples! More:
Huff Post: Burka Avenger: Pakistan’s Female ‘Superhero’ Fights For Education And Justice Armed with pens and books and draped in a flowing black burka, this is Pakistan’s first female superhero. The Burka […]
Source: BBC A woman has been fined for taking her horse into a McDonald’s restaurant in Greater Manchester. Police said the woman, who has not been named, was in the saddle when she was initially turned away from the drive-through kiosk on Bury New Road. The woman then led the […]
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it […]
Baby laughing at popcorn eating dog! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH_aRLPYm9c
HOW TO START A FIGHT >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> 1. >>>>>> >>>>>> One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as >>>>>> a Christmas gift… >>>>>> >>>>>> The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. >>>>>> When she asked me why, I replied, >>>>>> >>>>>> “Well, you […]
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. He got holy water and Mother Teresa. . . . . . . . . . . . There are three kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and […]
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology or Criminology?” The boat guy said, “No. I don’t know any of these.” The tourist then said, “What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!” […]