Cartoon of the day : Save the Nature !
Published in a campaign by Swiss farmers, but valid for all parts of the world.
Aren’t you lucky! Things could be worse !!!
ARAB NEWS Wednesday 5 December 2007 (from Saudi Arabia) Dress-Munching Rat Ruins Bride’s Big Day JIZAN, 5 December 2007 — A rat caused a wedding to be delayed after it nibbled holes into a bride’s wedding dress, the daily Al-Riyadh reported yesterday. As the wedding ceremony drew nearer, the bride […]
Wait till you see the idiots I put there.”
Source: The Conservative Papers. God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?”God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?” […]
Cops stop speeding car with dog at wheel
Source:The Local. German traffic police who pulled over a speeding car with a dog at the wheel were relieved to find the pooch was actually sitting on his owner’s lap. More:
Jokes …
Clean and Thoughtful Jokes The groom says to his lovely bride “Honey, I need to go to work, I’ll see you pretty soon?” The bride said with a sad voice “Why, don’t you see me pretty now?” JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ A reporter interviewed a 135-year-old woman. “And what do you think is […]
Obama Knocks Over Podium After Speech
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Seven complicated facts about Women
Seven complicated facts about Women: 1. They believe in saving. 2. Still they go out & buy expensive clothes. 3. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dress beautifully. 5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, […]
As strong as ever (how to be as strong in old age as you were in your youth).
There is no difference between my youth and old age!” declared Nasruddin at the teahouse one day. “I’m just as strong as I was twenty years ago.” “Is that so‽” Hamza replied, always willing to challenge the Mullah on his boasting. “This is a boulder in the city garden that […]
Wanted: Ugly people!
Source: CNN Ads lie. Or they did. The golf vacation commercials are the worst. All those beaming glad-I-came-here faces. After a shank off the first and a round of 118? Not counting 11 lost balls? It’s impossible for any real golfer to look that happy. Beach holiday ads are no […]
‘Happy to live with a beard’
Source: The Local. Women with facial hair used to be relegated to carnival sideshows, but one bearded lady is fighting for her right to remain unshaven. Mariam is The Local’s German of the Week. More:
Saudi Arabia Reportedly Deports Men for Being ‘Too Handsome’: Will they accept Non Handsome Ahmadi Men? (photo added)
Time: It’s a good problem to have, but it’s still a problem for three men who have reportedly been deported from Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome.” The men were […]
Plane overshoots runway in Bali, ends up in sea
Source: CNN (CNN)— A Lion Air flight carrying about 100 people overshot a runway while landing at Bali International Airport on Saturday and ended up in water, officials said. Only one person so far is confirmed as having suffered injuries, Lion Air spokesman Edward Sirait told a news conference in […]
Sayings of Ronald Reagan
“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.” -Ronald Reagan ‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’ – Ronald Reagan ‘The most terrifying words In the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m […]
Nine questions for bright people
Quiz for those that think they are Bright There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.. 1. Name the one sport in which […]
First grade student answers weird questions
> > A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. […]
A Wonderful Prayer for those pushing 60 or beyond.
A Wonderful Prayer for those pushing 60 or beyond. Almighty God you know that I am growing older. Keep me from becoming too talkative, from repeating all my jokes and anecdotes, and particularly keep me from falling into the tiresome habit of expressing an opinion on every subject. Release me […]
RO asks Hina Rabbani Khar to produce marriage certificate
Source: Dawn.Com Former foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar. — Photo by AP/File MUZAFFARGARH: The Returning Officer on Saturday asked former foreign minister Hina Rabbani Khar to produce her marriage certificate during the scrutiny of her nomination papers in Kot Addu for the NA-177 seat. Returning Officer Abdur Rehman Bodla asked […]
Bird traps hundreds in Cologne train overnight
Source: The Local A bird is being blamed for trapping hundreds of passengers in a train for most of Monday night – stuck in a tunnel while en route from Frankfurt to Cologne. More:
Jokes apart: Musarrat Shaheen vs Maulana Fazlur Rehman
Source: Dawn.Com THE thought itself may smack of fun: Musarrat Shaheen taking on Maulana Fazlur Rehman in a Dera Ismail Khan constituency is material for just as much lighthearted commentary as there was when the former actor and the maulana squared off in an election in 1997. Both, together with […]