100 dental specialists are attending a medical convention. Each specialist is either an orthodontist, oral surgeon. at least one is an orthodontist, given any two of the specialists, at least one is an oral surgeon. How many are orthodontist and how many are oral surgeons. ——————– can you determine which […]
A young man named Allan received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Alan tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite […]
Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?” New SIM to […]
E” is the most Eminent letter of the alphabet. > Men or Women don’t exist without “E”. > House or Home can’t be made without “E”. > Bread or Butter can’t be found without “E”. > “E” is the beginning of “existence” and the end of “trouble.” > It’s not […]
… and God asked the Swiss: “What else can I do for you?” The Swiss answered: “Some Mountains with snow on top and forests on the bottom would be nice” and he got it. God asked: “And what else would you like?” The Swiss answered: “Lakes spread around the country.” […]
Subject: GETTING OLDER A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior […]
An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah “Allah be praised” to all those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her […]
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A British man, who recently traveled to Germany, got the shock of his life when he looked at a clock and was confronted with the word: DIE. In fact he got such a shock that he needed medical treatment. When questioned in detail what happened he could be put ‘at […]
In one small town it so happened that a Mosque was constructed just near a church (No, the story is NOT from Zurich, where the first mosque in Switzerland is just opposite a church!) and consequently a Imam became a neighbor of a priest. The relationship did not develop exactly […]
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HOW TO START A FIGHT 1. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a plot in the graveyard as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last […]
How True! Chinese Philosophy When without money, keep pigs; When have money, keep dogs. When without money, eat wild vegetables (sweet potato leaves) at home ; When have money, eat same wild vegetables in fine restaurant. When without money, ride bicycle; When have money, ride exercise machine. When without money, […]
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get […]
Huff Post: by Brett Gallaher – Now I know what some of you may be thinking (and that’s precisely why I won’t be replying to every comment). How can I, blogger-person, know with certainty who is and isn’t going to Hell? How can a mere mortal know such mysteries of […]
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Could you eat 10 pizzas in 12 minutes? This guy did Competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi wins Canada’s biggest pizza eating contest for the fourth year in a row. Toronto Star, October 6, 2013 Joel Eastwood Takeru Kobayashi defends his pizza eating title at Pie Wood Fired Pizza Joint in Barrie. […]
ZURICH — Switzerland’s postal service admitted Saturday it had accidentally sent mail to people who recently died welcoming them to their new homes and wishing them well settling in. The housewarming packages were received by people who had reported their relatives’ deaths and asked for their mail to be forwarded […]