… and God asked the Swiss: “What else can I do for you?”

The Swiss answered:

“Some Mountains with snow on top and forests on the bottom would be nice”

and he got it.

God asked: “And what else would you like?”

The Swiss answered:

“Lakes spread around the country.”

and he got it.

God asked: “And what else would you like?”

The Swiss answered:

“Green pastures with cows so fat and healthy that they give the best milk in the world”.

and he got it.

The Swiss now milked the cow and gave one glass of milk to God.

and God asked: “And what else would you like?”

The Swiss answered:

“Two Francs fifty” (for the glass of milk)…