Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Categories: Asia, Humour, Laughter is the best medicine
Superb: Continue your research and when you find a “store that sells new wives” do post it also on MT.
Brother Zubair, for men even seven floors would not be enough!! That is human nature: high expectations, need more, more, more!!!
Very funny post though!
For Muslim men, It will be an opportunity to get 4 wives at once. So they may be able to purchase some from different floors and wouldn’t come home empty handed. Although there may be some regrets 😀 – Beautiful Humor indeed.
I can stand on 6th floor.
In western societies its not very difficult to find floor 1 and floor 2 husbands but unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to find even a woman let alone a wive at 1st floor.
As this article has been in the ‘most popular for the day’ it seems a lot of customers wish to purchase husbands! Unfortunate that most of them reach to the 6th floor…