Store that sells new husbands

A store that sells new husbands has opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men Have JobsShe is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

 

 


5 replies

  1. Superb: Continue your research and when you find a “store that sells new wives” do post it also on MT.

  2. Brother Zubair, for men even seven floors would not be enough!! That is human nature: high expectations, need more, more, more!!!
    Very funny post though!

  3. For Muslim men, It will be an opportunity to get 4 wives at once. So they may be able to purchase some from different floors and wouldn’t come home empty handed. Although there may be some regrets 😀 – Beautiful Humor indeed.

  4. I can stand on 6th floor.

    In western societies its not very difficult to find floor 1 and floor 2 husbands but unfortunately it is becoming harder and harder to find even a woman let alone a wive at 1st floor.

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