An old Arab lived near NYC for over 40 years. He would have wanted to plant potatoes in his garden, yet he is now old and sick.
His son is in school in Paris, so the old man sends him an email to clarify the issue:
“Darling son, I’m exceptionally sad, cause I can’t plant potatoes in my garden. I am certain, if you arrived, you would assist and dig up the garden for me. Love you. Your Father”
The next day, the old man gets a reply from his son: “Darling Father, Please don’t touch the garden. It’s there that I have hidden ‘the THING’.Love you, as well. Ahmed.
At 4 pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the old’s man house, dissect the entire garden, look every last bit, yet cannot discover anything. Disillusioned they go out.
After a day, the old man gets another email from his son. “Dearest Father, I trust the patio nursery is dug up at this point, and you can plant your potatoes. That is whatever I could do for you from here. Ahmed
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