By zakariavirk on June 9, 2015 Funny two liners FUNNY TWO LINERS The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers! A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well! Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her! There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ? Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive! One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people! There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married… and then it was too late! Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Print (Opens in new window) Print Like this:Like Loading… Related Categories: Laughter is the best medicine
