1. The remote control belongs to me for the entire month.

 

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whateva during the World Cup coz we won’t go.

 

3. You support the te​​ams that I support.

 

4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.

 

5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..

 

6. We can watch Reality TV provided actors and actresses are wearing football kits and they are in Brazil.

 

7. Don’t pass in front of the TV when a match is on; better crawl on the floor.

 

8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?

 

9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football.

 

10. Smile anytime EXCEPT when my team is losing.

 

11. There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo’s looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.

 

12. If you miss the pre-match line up please don’t ask, ‘who is that guy?’

 

13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related.