In one small town it so happened that a Mosque was constructed just near a church (No, the story is NOT from Zurich, where the first mosque in Switzerland is just opposite a church!) and consequently a Imam became a neighbor of a priest.
The relationship did not develop exactly as it should have done: competing with each other in everything good. Instead when the Imam saw over the fence that the priest had bought a bicycle he bought himself a small motorbike. After some time the priest bought himself a small car. The Imam did not want to lack behind and bought himself a sports-car, second hand, yes, but still a sports-car.
After a few days the Imam saw the Priest wash his car, very nicely he thought. Then the Imam went down into the cellar of his house and came back with a saw. He proceeded to his sports-car and started to cut the exhaust pipe. The Priest looked over the fence and asked in astonishment: “what are you doing”?!
The Imam answered: “If you can ‘christen’ your car I surely can ‘circumcise’ mine!”
(thanks to Mohammed Saboor Naeem, who sent me this story in German. The ‘free translation’ is mine. Source of the story: unknown).
Categories: Europe and Australia, Germany, Humour, Laughter is the best medicine
I really love this news. Brilliantly said, too an extent that I am sure it must have happened in some part of the world.
Assalamu Alaikum.
Im Nazim Ameer Hussain from Sri Lanka, im a Hafizul Quraan, seeking a imam job for conducting 5 time prayers. If you have any vacancy of imam let me know pls. Wassalam.
Assalaam alaikum , I’m Abdullah fizaau from Maldives. I have completed imam diploma . plx help me to find imam Job any where in Europe ,Australia, new Zealand, Switzerland etc. My phone number +9607845625
Assalam alaikum warahmatullah my name is Ibrahim Ahmad from Nigeria. I have diploma in education and I memorized the the holly Quran. May Allah s.w.a help me to get imams job. Thanks.
Asslamu’alaikum i m saeedurrahman
From India im a hafizul quraan
Imaam job plz
Vacancy
I AM WORKED AS AN IMAM IN DUBAI4 YEARS , SEEKING IMAM/MUADHIN JOB IN EUROPE, FROM INDIA-KERALA