Trump Calls His Al Qaeda Recruitment Video Highest-Rated Terror Video Ever

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Source: The New Yorker

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Just minutes after the Somali-based Al Qaeda affiliate Shabaab group released a propaganda video featuring a clip of Donald Trump, the Republican Presidential front-runner boasted that the video would be the highest-rated terror video of all time.

 

Within an hour of the video’s appearance, Trump took to Twitter to crow about his role in the jihadist promo, and tweaked his G.O.P. rivals for failing to be chosen by Shabaab.

“Shabaab would never put Jeb in video,” Trump tweeted. “Knows he is loser!”

But even as the billionaire boasted about his inclusion in the terror video, the prospect for future collaborations between Trump and Shabaab seemed to dim, due to a series of escalating demands issued by the real-estate magnate.

In a cascade of tweets directed at the terror group, Trump insisted that he be paid two million dollars for every subsequent video and that he retain editorial control over the final cut.

In a terse official statement, a Shabaab spokesman said that the terror group was “discontinuing our relationship with Donald J. Trump.”

“He’s just too hard to work with,” the spokesman said.

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  1. PLEASE OBEY ALLAH’S LAWS TO SAVE INNOCENT PEOPLE.
    God say in Bible and Al Quran;

    All citizen have to obey the existence authority, even you do not like or against your faith you have the right to protest peacefully.

    BIBLE.
    Everyone must obey the existing authorities, because no authority exists without God’s permission, and the existing authorities have been put there by God.Whoever opposes the existing authority opposes what God has ordered .Roman 13:1-2).
    QURAN
    O you who believe, obey Allah and obey the Messenger and those in authority among you.QS 4;59
    HADITS.Listen and obey your authority, though he struck your back and take your wealth force (Hr Muslim ).

    ( The Existing State authority can be Sunni,Shia,Christian,Jews, Hindu,Atheist etc has to be obeyed. no matter what )

    GOD CONDEMNS all the armed REBELS that will cause millions innocent people suffer, homeless and die.

    Those who plot evils ( to topple the authority), theirs will be severe torment. And the plotting of such will perish. QS 35;10.

    Extremist Muslim Scholars both sides (sunni and Shia) are responsibility for the victim of millions innocent people . Extremist Scholars are the worst human being in this planet.

    Love is the seed of peace, harmony and prosperity, but hatred is the seed of evil, and violence

    Was Salam–love

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