It’s brave of Stephen Hawking to get involved with a great intellect like Jeremy Hunt

How many times denser than the average black hole would a chap need to be to accuse a man – who has devoted himself to unravelling truths hidden deep within massively complicated data – of maliciously telling lies capable of being disproved in moments?

Roll up, roll up, ladies and gentleman, for the greatest catchweight contest in mental boxing history. Introducing in the red corner, fighting out of Cambridge, England, he’s the undefeated, undisputed champion brainiac of the world…Stephen “The Theorist of Everything” Haaaaaaaaawwwwww – King.

“And in the blue corner, fighting out of the hole under his desk where he hides whenever things get tough, he’s the master of health care disaster, the secretary of state you love to hate…Jeremy “Jim Naughtie Said It Right First Time” Hunt.

By all means get ready to rumble, but not for long. This one is as blatant a foregone conclusion as the more physical mash-up to be held in Las Vegas on Saturday night, in which Floyd Mayweather will bamboozle Conor McGregor to within an inch of his dignity.


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