Funny Signboards (in Urdu)……….. you won’t stop laughing

‘Funny signboards in Urdu’ is a large collection of carefully selected funny signboards. These extremely funny signboards in Urdu depict a true picture of Pakistan in a humorous way. It will hopefully provide good enjoyment to the fun starved masses through funny signboards.

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Funny Poetry on Signboard of Nana Hotel, Karachi. This photo was taken by Ali Raza in Karachi (Taj Complex) early in the morning.

Baichaen Group selling Shakar Qandi (Sweet Potato). Photo by Tahir Iqbal.

Kanwaray Murghay Ka Gousht

Asli Khamaar Naswar. Khamaar means ‘nasha’.

Notice in a Restaurant in Namak Mandi, Peshawar. It is only in KPK that they remind you about your arms. Photo contributed by Umair Shaukat Latif.

Government Primary School, Manji Toour, Shakargarh. Is it Manji Toour (Charpoy Breaker) or Munji Toour (Rice Crop Breaker)?

Ultimatum by a Wife: “Bring Only Ilyas Biryani, Otherwise I Will Go to My Mother”

Funny Notice: Free Hair Cut if Pakistan wins Cricket match from India

Rally against Lotas (Turncoats). ‘Mujhey toilet mein rehnay do, Parliament ki zeenat na banao’.

“Himmat Naswar” from Swat; a Tonic for Computer Addicts

How Will ‘Khala‘ Agree?  Please do study hard, otherwise your Khala (aunt) will not allow you to marry her daughter and your parents will  have to find your bride out of the family.

Boota ‘Phook’ Service. Filling of air in the tyres.

Rent-a-Donkey for Rs.10 Per Hour

Hospital for Injured Shoes

A Wise Tailor. Though he is not an MBA but he knows the marketing skills.

Noori Paan Shop, Sandha Kalan, Lahore 

This Time Give Vote to Some Insaan Ka Bacha

One Who Likes India, Should Go Over There

Plants Destroyer is Being Scolded Through a Notice 

Littering is Not Allowed

Wah Baba! Wah! An Old Man with a Banner Against Peoples Party and Muslim League

Strong Protest: Demand for Marriage

1.5 Litre Bottle Free with WARID Pre-paid Connection. Is it Coke or Pepsi bottle?

Announcement for the Thief. Thief has already stolen clothes and shoes from two different rooms. He is now being asked to take the cap as well to complete his gear for his Jumma prayer. Will he accept this challenge?

Warning Notice for Shoe Thief from Occupant of Room No.140

Family Planning Vow. No second kid, till the first attains school going age.

Reject Turncoats (Lotas) & Thugs. Independence greetings to everyone except the thugs and turncoats.

Funny Signboard of a Barbar Shop: Markaz Islah-e Zulf 

Hot Bathroom

Madina Hair Salon

Slaves of America 

Complete Course from Nursery to FSc in Just 60 Days. Ever child is intelligent by nature, so it is not difficult for Al-Habib School and Academy, Islamabad to accomplish this task.

‘Yahan Koora Mut Phankain’ (Don’t Litter)

Udhaar

No Chance of Getting Credit

No ‘Chatni’ (Sauce)

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Rent-a-Weapon

Mardan’s F-16 ‘Niswar‘

Nisar Charsi Tikka Sheesh Mahal. If Nisar Charsi shifts his business from tikka selling to Chars selling, he may become a business tycoon.

Love ‘Qulfi’

Desi McDonald’s

Bagh-e-Jinnah, Lahore

Park Mein Janoo Lana Manna Hai 

No-Date Park

Rent-a-Groom & Bride

Bone Treatment Centre in Hafizabad. Falling in  uncovered Gutter will break one’s bones which will be treated on the spot.

Easyload, Don’t Argue, Sell Your Mobile Phone

Ad on a Public Toilet. ‘Sab kar do’.

Laptop Shahbaz Sharif Ka 

Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’. Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’ of desi bakra.

Chicken Spare Parts are Available

Chicken-Murghi is Available

Achaanak Sindhi Biryani

Sell Clothes, not Ghairat

 Eid Mela. Sale! Sale! Sale! The owner of Jaazab Cloth House is repeatedly informing his customers about this Eid Sale as per his promise. He is even keeping his shop open on Sunday for the convenience of shoppers. He seems to be a nice fellow.

Laawaris Gali

Lift Warning

This Nation is Sleeping

Makhan Autos

3 in One; PCO, Organic Eggs & Oil Change

Cruel Rulers

From London to ‘Amreeka’ in Rs. 5 Only

Haji Paraishaan Machine Dealer

‘Don’t Stand Here, You Can be Hit by a Bullet’. Nobody would abide till he reads the second line.

Drink Lipton Tea & Clear Your Mind

Kabul Fried Chicken (KFC). A new franchise in Pakistan? Would you like to taste it?

Funny Poster: Dog Fight

Family Cabin for Student Biryani. Look at the arrow. Is this family cabin in the gutter? Must be pretty cool in scorching summer!

Abbu Channa, Aaloo Channa. Their next item will be Ammi kachaloo.