The other day I saw a man on a bridge, about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it, brother!”

Author: Unknown

He said, “Nobody loves me.”

I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

“Yes, of course.”

I said, “Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?”


I said, “Me, too! Shia or Sunni?”


“Me, too! What mazhab?”


“Me, too! Deobandi or Barelvi?”


“Me too! Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?”


“Me, too! Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?”

“Tanzeehi Farhati.”

“Me, too! Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia-ul-Uloom Ajmer, or Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia-ul-Noor Mewat?”

“Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat.”

“Go to hell, kaafir!” I told him and pushed him off the bridge.

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