ماسٹر پیس تشریح to ایک استاد پرائیویٹ سکول میں میٹرک کی اردو کی کلاس پڑھاتاہے ‘ اس نے اپنے سٹوڈنٹس کا ٹیسٹ لینے کے لیے انہیں کچھ اشعار تشریح کرنے کے لیے دیے۔ جواب میں جو سامنے آیا وہ اپنی جگہ ایک ماسٹر پیس ہے۔ املاء سے تشریح تک […]
Funny Signboards (in Urdu)……….. you won’t stop laughing June 10, 2012 by Editor 119 Comments ‘Funny signboards in Urdu’ is a large collection of carefully selected funny signboards. These extremely funny signboards in Urdu depict a true picture of Pakistan in a humorous way. It will hopefully provide good enjoyment to the fun […]
If India has reached Mars planet, we are not far behind
theguardian: by Tim Lott — The seismic constitutional rearrangement that is now taking place between England and Scotland has got me thinking about constitutions in general. Countries have them – why shouldn’t families? One of the most difficult things about being part of a family, after all, is that it […]
STRANGE AND IMPROBABLE FRIENDSHIPS Can we learn from such animals about true friendship!!!!! But let’s also know that the majority do not have this nature,as they believe in “carnivorous friendship”. A good lesson for all of us ——-I am sure you will enjoy these—— A black swan feeding fish at […]
HEARD ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND TUBE A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers… 1) ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married […]
http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:video:colbertnation.com:a6386b31-72ca-4718-933b-3583fe485d79 The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive Stephen Colbert was distressed to hear the news that the Dalai Lama may have no successor […]
http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:arc:video:colbertnation.com:a6386b31-72ca-4718-933b-3583fe485d79 The Colbert ReportGet More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,The Colbert Report on Facebook,Video Archive Stephen Colbert was distressed to hear the news that the Dalai Lama may have no successor […]
Knowledge is Amusing…Did you know this….? [1] FORTNIGHT comes from ‘Fourteen Nights’ (Two Weeks). [2] POP MUSIC is ‘Popular Music’ shortened. [3] MOPED is the short term for ‘Motorized Pedalling’. [4] BUS is the short term for ‘Omnibus’ that means everybody. [5] DRAWING ROOM was actually a ‘withdrawing room’ where […]
To Know more how you can benefit from the Muslim Times, go to our Homepage or About Us page. Source: The Daily Currant A young Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating […]
ARAPROSDOKIANS… are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them) 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s […]
My dear Better Half The Fifa World Cup is here and here are the rules: 1. The remote control belongs to me for the entire month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whateva during the World Cup coz we won’t […]
Dedicated to ALL Married Couples They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get […]
The Huffington Post | By Yasmine Hafiz Some states take their religious services very seriously. Breaking these laws could send you straight from the chapel to the cooler for something as […]
Source: The Huffington Post Stephen Colbert addressed viewers on The Colbert Report to solemnly say, “I don’t have to tell you, that there is a war on religion in America.” […]
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assignedto helping the other monks in copying the old canonsand laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks arecopying from copies, not from the originalmanuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to […]
A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his three sons. When his sons opened up the Will it read: My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses; […]
Aunty Acid’s advice – many a true word is spoken in a jest…
BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able […]
Source: Croatian Times. A man in Croatia paid heavily for the mistake of peeing in front of another person’s garage. The 61-year-old Ismet J. badly needed to urinate when walking down the street in the northern town of Sesvete on outskirts of capital Zagreb and stopped in front of a […]